So you hate the airport?
Standing in the security line with sweaty palms because what if this line is so long that I miss my flight? How about getting to the gate to the sound of a crying baby and having to immediately start praying: God, I’m already in the middle seat…please don’t let me be next to that baby…, only to open your eyes and see a sweaty, large man with a bag of McDonald’s at the ticket counter …or that guy…Amen. And there’s nothing quite like getting in line to board and giving yourself a quick pep talk – no matter what, they will not take my bag and send it to baggage claim. It WILL be going in the overhead compartment.
I get it, guys. The airport can be a big, scary place full of delays, whiny toddlers, demanding ticket agents and sprints from C36 all the way to B7 in 8 minutes flat. But in much the same way as it feels to arrive at B7 with a few minutes to spare, there is a way to find happiness at the airport from the moment you arrive. That’s right…happiness. I love the airport. I look forward to the airport. And there are simple ways that you can too! Your preparation, mindset and a few simple tips will have you well on your way.
BEFORE THE AIRPORT
Preparation is key. Don’t get yourself into a tizzy. Millions and millions of people fly every single day, and for most, it’s a breeze. Things can happen (and will at some point) that are out of your control, but getting off on the right foot is going to put you on that path to ease and comfort.
- Don’t Last Minute Pack: I know you. You are a day-of, mayyyyybe night before, packer. No more of that. Start laying out clothes a week in advance. Last minute packing is going to cause over-packing and a big what was I doing? when you open your suitcase back up. Not to mention, it’s going to cause travel stress right from the get-go. Check out my Ultimate Packing Guide: 3-4 Day Trip for more tips on packing like a pro.
- Conveniently Pack Liquids/Electronics: Make sure liquids/gels (less than 3.4 oz) are in a (quart-size max) zip-lock bag and right on top of your suitcase or, better yet, in an outside pocket so you can easily take it out at security. Same goes for electronics. Grab-and-go.
- Check-in, Print Boarding Pass/Obtain eTicket and Check Flight Status: Get as much done before you get to the airport to avoid lines and stress once you get there.
- Bring the Essentials: Identification, boarding pass, a charged phone, and your wallet. Triple-check ’em all.
- Don’t Forget the Bonus Items: Chap-stick; cabin air is weird, save your lips. Headphones; because babies. Book; passes the time – or at least can be used for pretend so the dad next to you quits talking about his job and Billy’s soccer game tomorrow. Empty water bottle and a snack; no liquid through security, but the rest is fair game. Fill your water bottle up at a fountain, eat some trail mix and save yourself $10 on overpriced airport snacks.
- Mark Your Luggage: Oh you have a black rollaway suitcase? So does everyone and their mother. Make sure you tie something to it that helps it stand out in a sea of other bags.
- Dress in Layers: When you get on the plane, it will likely be hot and humid. And when the plane gets going, it will cool off. Make sure to have an outer layer that’s easy to remove and put back on. PLUS, it’s your very own travel pillow if you’re ready for a little pre-vacay snooze.
- Leave Your House in Good Shape: The best feeling? Returning home to a clean house. Take out the trash, do all of the dishes, get caught up on laundry and find a home for the clutter. You will thank yourself.
AIRPORT SECURITY
Oh, the security line. It’s like the home of anxiety, huh? You can have plenty of time but for some reason seeing all those people wrapped around for what seems like a mile always puts negative thoughts in your head. What if I miss my flight? Oh my gosh, where’s my ID? Does my boarding pass have my gate number? Here are my security line tips to keep your trip as calm as can be – even through airport security:
- Go to the Farthest Line Left: The majority of people are right-handed and apparently, most of us are bias toward our dominant hand. Plus, those who don’t travel often tend to walk straight ahead.
- Get Ready Before You’re Next In Line: ID and ticket in hand. Untie your shoes. Remove your belt and jewelry. No one likes the person slowing down the line.
- Wear Socks (and Easy On/Off Shoes): Who wants to walk around an airport bare feet? Yuck.
- Be On Time: Make your travel arrangements and ensure everyone is on the same page, whether you are taking an Uber or getting a ride. Arriving an hour before departure is my rule of thumb, but if you’re one of those people who would rather be extra early than any sort of anxious, give it an hour and a half – unless it’s the holidays, Spring Break or you are flying internationally, then I would recommend two hours.
- Don’t Panic: A ticket agent is not going to hold you from catching your flight if you politely let them know you are in a rush. They’ll let you jump the line.
- Be Nice: That little piece of advice you learned in preschool comes in handy again. Every single one of us knows how an awful day at work can be. Put a smile on the face of a TSA agent. Say thank you. Kindness goes a long way.
- Celebrate: Once you make it through, double-check that everything is on time at your gate and then walk yourself to the nearest tavern. You made it through and you’re headed to your destination. Small victories, right?
- Pro Tip: Set an alarm on your phone for boarding time. Time flies at the airport bar.
ON THE AIRPLANE
One way to look at life on an airplane: This is the most boring place I could possibly be right now. Not to mention, I’m a little freaked out about being 30,000 feet above the ground. Plus, I’m pretty cramped. And why does it smell so weird?
An alternative look at life on an airplane: Wow, I can relax. It’s impossible for anyone to get ahold of me right now and ask me to do something. I’m flying through the air on the fastest mode of transportation (pretty much) to get where I’m going. And they are about to come around shortly with a drink and a snack!
The power of perspective. Here are my tips while on the plane.
- Check Your Attitude: See above.
- Store Your Carry On Bags Appropriately: If you are carrying on a larger bag that goes in the overhead compartment, make sure you store it wheels first (easier to grab once you land) and if it fits, on its side to make sure there’s as much space for others as possible. Never go lengthwise and take up the entire bin. Jackets go on top of carry-on bags and backpacks/purses go below your seat.
- Put The Arm Rests Down: You don’t have much space. Draw the line right when you sit down.
- Pass The Time: You might not have the Internet, but I promise it’ll be okay. Read, listen to a new album, watch a movie, plan a loose itinerary for your trip in your iPhone Notes, go through and delete unwanted photos from your phone, have a drink, write out your goals, get some work done. Endless possibilities.
- Headphones or Earplugs: It turns out babies cry. And typically, they are uncomfortable and/or in pain. Save your dirty looks for inside your own head – I’m sure Mom is having the time of her life. Block your ears and send her all the good vibes you can.
- Don’t Lean Back: There is a human being behind you. And they are as cramped as you are. Don’t be that person.
- Get Up And Stretch: Getting antsy? Even two minutes walking through the cabin can give you the refresh you need.
- Don’t Talk On The Phone: Calling your mom to let her know you’ve landed and to come to pick you up is one thing. A full-blown conversation about your insurance is another. (Yes, I’ve experienced this). The whole plane can hear you. Keep it quick. Or hey, text!
- Look Before You Leave: Double-check your seat, the pocket in front of you and below the seat to make sure you have all your belongings. My 10-year old self left my Walkman (with NOW inside of it, the OG NOW CD, the first of 67) on an airplane and I’ll never forgive myself.
See…it’s a breeze.
Don’t let the word airport psyche you out. Use these tips, keep a positive attitude and you will be well on your way to your destination – no stress included.
What is your least favorite thing about the airport? Comment below! And let me know which tips you find useful.
The worst part of any trip is from my house to the airport, Houghton, Marquette, GreenBay . Than the first leg of the trip and being in another time zone and forget to change your watch. We were also in the bar. Made it after running.
I guess that’s not a problem now that everyone has a phone. Giving my age away
My least favorite thing is waiting in baggage claim, (though now I carry on) I’m usually flying somewhere warm and hate to wait for luggage…I just want to get the vacation started! 😎☀️